20 jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I like you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I can’t stop thinking about you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out sometime, you and me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe feel the chemistry between us?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee mine, and I’ll make you smile.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Ya know you’re looking amazing today, right?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up, I have something special to say.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the night we make unforgettable memories.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet be a shame if we didn’t go out tonight!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach me, and I’ll show you a good time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you, but I think we should share a kiss.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dew.
Dew who?
Dew you want to grab a drink sometime?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick you out, I bet you look amazing tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me, and I’ll make you my one and only.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice been thinking about you a lot lately.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stuck.
Stuck who?
Stuck on you, and I think you know it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bags, we’re going somewhere fun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Hawaii you so cute?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your heart with mine.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon my way into your heart.
